Nimitz-class aircraft carrier makes maiden voyage in Murrieta

U.S.S. O-Bomb-A embarked on his maiden voyage from its home port in Murrieta, CA. Designed with increased capabilities and larger stores for candy cargo and aviation fuel, the ships' propulsion systems allow the ship and its aircraft to participate in a wide range of Halloween operations, which can include trick-o-treating as well as air blockades, mine laying, and missile strikes on land, air and sea. Because of a design flaw in the duck tape used to construct it, ships of this class have inherent lists to starboard when under excess candy loads that exceed the capability of their list control systems. (Joshua Smeraldi 11 years young)